TGFY Jokes
20 Interesting Facts
Well, sort of facts!
1 - Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into
the English language.
2 - The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred
and Wilma Flintstone
3 - Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US treasury.
4 - Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
5 - Coca-Cola was originally green.
6 - It is impossible to lick your elbow.
7 - The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
8 - Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
9 - The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
10 - Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
11 - 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
12 - If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the
air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse
has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
13 - Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
14 - Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
15 - Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
16 - In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
17 - It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar
was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today
as the honeymoon.
18 - In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind
your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind
your P's and Q's"
19 - Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used
the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired
by this practice.
20 - Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
AND FINALLY
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
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