Potentially and Realistically?

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered,

'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.'

'Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars', and then, ask your brother 'if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked,

'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied,

'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied,

'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!' The boy then went to his brother and asked,

'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes.. potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.......... but realistically,....... we're living with two sluts and a queer'