Geordie Swine Flu
I said to me Geordie doctor “what happens if you get bird flu and swine flu at the same time? He said “Pigs might fly”.
Had a heavy night last night woke up with a stinking hangover and a right ugly pig in me bed. Think I’ve got wine flu.
The doctor asked me why I thought I had the virus. Told him I was covered in rashers.
Rang me Geordie doctor to see if I had this swine flu. He asked if I had a high temperature. “Hot!” I said “Whey man I’m
bacon!”
I just phoned the swine flu helpline, but all I got was crackling.
Posh people thing this pig swine virus thing is going to go rind and rind.
