Two women are walking home from a night out drinking, both are very drunk.
They don't get far from the pub before realizing they both need the loo.
They cross the road & go in a graveyard out of desperation. After relieving
themselves, it becomes apparent that they haven't got any toilet paper. The
first woman decides to use her knickers & then throws them away. The second
is reluctant to do so as she is wearing her favorite, most expensive pair.
Instead she takes a ribbon from a wreath & use's that.
The next morning, the husband of the first lady calls the husband of the
second lady to share his concern for their wives, " we had better watch out
for them, my wife came home without her knickers last night.." he says with
obvious distress. The second man answers, though it is clear he is having
difficulty speaking as he is terribly upset " That's nothing, my wife came
home with a card in her arse saying, from all the boys at fire station,
we'll never forget you."
A German farmer with relatives in the United States sent them a package consisting of some pork sausages made
from his old pig. When they complained that the package had not yet arrived, he wrote:
"Cheer up. The wurst is yet to come."
whats the best way to kill an entire circus?
go for the juggler.
Korky the CLown was sacked yesterday. But he's taking his case to an industrial
tribunal - he's suing for funfair dismissal. ba dum.
(follow-up email:)
I don't think he'll win, he was sacked for assault within tent
