After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided
that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they
weren't strong enough to nick one.The husband went to his doctor and
told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more
children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that would fix the problem but it was expensive.
A less costly
alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said
to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in theworld, but I
don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the
man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in
Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales.
