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Man..."Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
Girl...."Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore".
Man...."Really?, I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat ugly slapper"

Man..."Is this seat empty?"
Girl...."Yes, and this one will be if you sit down".
Man..."Now there is no need to get on your knees and give me a blow job just yet".

Man..."Your place or mine?"
Girl..."You go to your place and I'll go to mine".
Man..."Thats cool, cos after I have done shafting you in the back of my car, I dont give a shit where you go".

Man..."So, what do you do for a living?"
Girl..."I am a female impersonator"
Man..."That explains the moustache then."

Man..."How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Girl..."Unfertilised".
Man...No problem, ill just shoot my load up your arse".

Man..."I would go to the ends of the earth for you".
Girl..."But would you stay there?"
Man..."Probably, cause you look like the kind of girl that is impossible to get rid of once you have been shafted".

Man..."Would you like to dance?"
Girl..."Id rather eat glass".
Man..."I think you misheard me... I said you look fat in those pants".

Man..."Your pretty".
Girl..."Piss off".
Man..."Dont interrupt,,...Your pretty ...ugly, you fat cow".

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