St Peter, in a very worried state, called all of his apostles and disciples
to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all
over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion
that in order to better deal with the problem, they should try the drugs
themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed.
It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members
return to earth to get the different types of drugs.
Two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. St
Peter, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:
"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
St Peter opens the door.
"What did you bring, Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
St Peter opens the door.
"What did you bring, Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
St Peter opens the door.
"What did you bring, Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."
