Two engineering students crossing the campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking
along yesterday minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice;
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs
to be.
