An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog
called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn
into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up
the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay
with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do
ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and
put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've
told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay
with you for a week and do anything you want. Why
won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't
have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now
that's cool."
Understanding Engineers - Take Four
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers
and Civil Engineers ?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers
build targets.
