The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it
work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How
does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much
will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want
fries with that?"
Understanding Engineers - Take Six
Three engineering students were gathered together
discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at
all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The
nervous system has many thousands of electrical
connections."
The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer.
Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a
recreational area?"
