Said to be sentences found in NSW Year 12 English essays:
"Oh, Jason, take me!"; she panted, her breasts heaving like a Uni
student on $1-a-beer night.
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides
gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy
who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at
high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one
of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes
just before it throws up.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because
of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a
formerly surcharge-free ATM.
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled
with vegetable soup.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie,
surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Sex
in the City" comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
also never met.
