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'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' (Ade Akinbiyi)

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' (Mark Viduka)

'He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.' (Ronnie Whelan)

'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.' (Neville Southall)

'We lost because we didn't win.' (Ronaldo)

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' (Paul Gascoigne)

'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.' (Alan Shearer)

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' (Mark Draper)

'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.' (Peter Shilton)


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