TGFY Jokes
Golf Anyone?
Jack and his rich friends were playing golf one Saturday.
As they are getting ready to tee off, a guy walks up and asks if he can join
them.
The friends look at each other, look at the guy and say, "Sure."
After about two holes, the friends get curious about what the guy does for a
living. So they ask him.
The stranger tells them he's a hit man. They all laugh.
The guy says, "No really, I am a hit man. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry
it everywhere.
You can take a look at it if you like."
So Jack decides to check it out. He opens the bag and, sure enough, there is
a rifle with a huge scope.
Jack gets all excited and says,
"WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?"
The hit man replies, "Sure."
So Jack looks and says,
"YEAH! You can see my house! I can even see through
the windows into my bedroom. There's my wife. Wait, there's my next door
neighbour! And they're both naked too!"
This really upsets Jack so he asks how much it would be for a hit.
The hit man replies, "I get £1000 every time I pull the trigger."
Jack responds,
"£1000?. Well, OK, I want two hits. I want you to shoot my
wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it.
Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for screwing
around with my wife."
The hit man agrees, takes the rifle and looks through the scope.
He's looking for about five minutes until finally Jack starts to get really
impatient and asks,
"What are you waiting for?"
The hit man replies,
"Relax..... I'm just about to save you a thousand pounds !!"
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