Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six
o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the Clifton Suspension
Bridge on to the busy road below. Posh turns to Becks and says:
"David, I bet you £5,000 that he jumps!" to which Beckham replies
"£5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't."
So they shake hands on the bet and continue watching. Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a
loud thud. Beckham takes £5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she refuses.
"I can't take your money, David," she says. "The truth is, I was cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he
was going to jump."
"No, babe, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and square I was cheating just as you were. I saw the
five o'clock news, too. I just didn't think he would do it again."
The Manchester United players are in the dressing room on Saturday, just before the game, when Roy Keane walks in.
"Boss," he says, "there's a problem. I'm not playing unless I get a cortisone injection."
"Hey," says Becks. "If he's having a new car, so am I."
