David Beckham goes shopping, and sees something interesting in the kitchen department of a large department store.
"What's that?" he asks.
"A Thermos flask," replies the assistant.
"What does it do?" asks Becks. The assistant tells him it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
Really impressed, Beckham buys one and takes it along to his next training session.
"Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly. "It's a Thermos flask."
The lads are impressed. "What does it do?" they ask.
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, "says David.
"And what have you got in it?" asks Roy Keane.
"Two cups of coffee and a Choc ice," replies David.
Posh takes her car into a garage to have some dents removed. The mechanic knowing she isn't the brightest Spice
Girl in the world, decides to play a joke on her.
"You don't need me to take those dents out," he says. "Just blow up the exhaust pipe and the metal will pop back
into place".
So she takes the car home and tries it.
David spots her from the house, opens a window and shouts
"You silly cow! You have to wind the windows up first!"
