An ASCII character walks into a bar and orders a double. "Having a bad
day?" asks the barman. "Yeah, I have a parity error," replies the ASCII
character. The barman says, "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
Two atoms walking down the street bump into each other.
"Shit" You OK?"
"No. I think I've lost an electron"
"You sure?"
"I'm positive".
I met my wife in Sydney
I said "what are you doing here?"
So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance caller",
he said "Not you again".
Now did you know all male tennis players are witches, for example Goran,
even he's a witch.
A brain walks into a bar and orders a drink.
"Sorry," says the barman, "I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the brain.
"Becuase you're out of your head comes the reply."
Shakespeare walks into a bar. "I'll have a pint please," he requests.
"Look, I've told you before," says the barman, "I can't serve you here -
you're barred."
A 9 Iron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "I'm sorry," says the
landlord, "I can't serve you. You'll be driving later."
