Friends don't let friends take home ugly men - Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" - Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die - Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! - Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers - Inside toilet stall door, Men's restroom
Express Lane: Five beers or less - Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
You're too good for him - Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills
