TGFY Political Jokes
Bush and Blair open a Store
Bush and Blair were finally out of work and decided to open a store
together in New York. They were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store .. as yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few
shelves are set up. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some
Canadian tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask
what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
fellow walks to the window, has a peek, and asks, "What are you selling
here then?"
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling cunts here."
Without skipping a beat, the chap says, "Well, I can see you're doing
really well, you only have two left!"
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